10 THINGS MEN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN ACCORDING TO IMAGE CONSULTANT MICHELLE T. STERLING
1) When you send us a text, we analyze everything down to if you ended the text with a period, exclamation point, question mark or smiley face.
2) We don’t like it when you wink at us or slap us from behind.
3) If we’ve only dated you for short time, please don’t introduce us as your friend. Just say our name.
4) When you look too perfect, we wonder how much time you spend in front of the mirror.
5) The only acceptable jewelry for a single man is a watch.
6) We don’t want to find your ex-girlfriend’s anything anywhere in your apartment.
7) We only laugh at your jokes because we are being polite.
8) We watch movies like James Bond and 300 because we like the “scenery.”
9) We don’t purposely leave shampoo in your shower or a toothbrush in your medicine cabinet to mark our territory – it’s just more convenient!
10) When we leave our lip gloss in your apartment we don’t take you seriously; when we leave our phone chargers at your place, we take you seriously!
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